Tales of the Parodyverse

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CrazySugarFreakBoy!
Sun Mar 21, 2004 at 03:31:14 am EST
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A Glimpse of Things to Come ... [Spoilers]
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“Who are you?” she asked. “I mean, who are you, really?”

The young man with the fluorescent tangerine orange hair, neon lime green eyes, and day-glo banana yellow skin flashed her an equally luminous milk white smile. “You know who I am. My name’s Dreamcatcher Foxglove. I’m a superhero. I’ve got a super-suit that gives me super-powers. My mom’s a porn star. She’s also my sidekick. My dad’s a tribal sheriff. He’s also a shaman. My arch-enemies are my long-lost kid sister, a pseudo-religious secret society of perfectionists that want to remake reality according to their own specifications, and a gang of ass-raping ninjas that fund their criminal enterprises by collecting student loan payments. I even have a super-pet. It’s an alien goat-sucker from South America that I keep locked up in a PokeMon ball. In my free time, I read comic books, watch cartoons, play with action figures, and jerk off to porn. I’m also a veteran of countless Dungeons & Dragons campaigns, an official spokesperson and advertising mascot for an enormous corporate conglomerate, and an extremely part-time college student. I’ve changed my major over 50 times in the past year alone, and at my current rate, I should accumulate enough credits to earn my undergrad degree by the time I’m 35.”

“And you want to go out with me?” checked the chubby-curvy, nerdy-witty young woman with the henna red hair, aquamarine green eyes, and peachy pink skin.

“More than anything,” he beamed, his bright eyes gazing sincerely into her own.

“So,” April Apple considered cautiously. “What’s your superhero name?”

“You can call me CrazySugarFreakBoy!” he stated proudly, without any irony whatsoever.

Introducing Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove's! Girfriend, April Alice Apple ... coming to the Parodyverse before too long.




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